Zombie Apocalypse

[Sexbad]

It's zombie time and you're one of the few survivors left. To help plan for this occasion, a handy dandy chart has been created into which you photoshop all your basic necessities.



An example here is mine:

[graykin]

Condoms? What the hell are you gonna do with condoms during a zombie Apocalypse? Especially when your sidekick is...Conan O'Brien?

[Sexbad]

Uh

uh uh...

Maybe the zombies are infected with a mutated strain of AIDS and I need to give them condoms to keep the disease from spreading. After all, the Tuurngaits are massively well endowed. I doubt they wouldn't use it.

Shut up.

[graykin]

Hmm, well if I had my own setup during the zombie apocalypse, this is something I'd probably have:

Stronghold: Some place high up, like a water tower, or a fire tower out in the woods.
Primary Weapon: M1 Garand with a scope
Sidekick: Mr. T
Last Words: "I'm still alive, mutha f*cka!"
Armor: Probably a condom if there was a mutated AIDS strain causing problems. But most likely, I'd wear those rubber pad things you find in gyms or karate studios that strap to your body and pad physical blows. Or if the zombies had gun-firing capabilities, I'd definitely have kevlar and a riot helmet.
Secondary Weapon: Katars (or a punching dagger)
Theme Song: "RE: Your Brains" by Johnathon Coulton
Inventory: Well, I'm guessing I'm already carrying food, so for this slot I'd have to have night-vision goggles
Location: With the water tower, I'd be in a flat urban environment, where I could see zombies coming for miles. If I was in a fire tower on top of mountain in the woods...well, there probably wouldn't be MANY zombies, but I could still see anything coming.
Hat: My favorite fedora
What Pokemon: I'm not a Pokemon fan, but if I had to choose...Charizard.
Vehicle: A buggy.

[TheLittleGarfield]

Stronghold: My house
Primary weapon: Shotgun
Sidekick: Johnny Depp
Last words: ..And all I wanted was a sandwich...
Armor: Who needs armor?
Secondary weapon: Hydrogen bomb ^^
Theme song: The Prodigy - Warriors dance
Inventory: Lots and lots of cola
Location: Las Vegas, baby!
Hat: A hot dog
What pokemon: I don't even know any
Vehicle: A random car

[Naked? No]

Stronghold: A Super Mart
Primary weapon: Rocket Launcher
Sidekick: Bob Marley
Last words: "lol?"
Armor: A shiny knighty armor!
Secondary weapon: Paint ball gun
Theme song: Johnny, I Hardly Knew Ya - Dropkick Murphys
Inventory: One single mug of coffee
Location: Lapland, Sweden
Hat: A kettle
What pokémon: Your mother
Vehicle: A jet plane

[superbacon]

Stronghold:Oil Rig
Primary weapon: m16
Sidekick: any hot chick/ a fat guy i can sacrifice to the zombie horde as bait
Last words: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I'm Too Sexy...To DIE!!!!"
Armor: hazmat suit
Secondary weapon: machine gun
Theme song: Pro Nails (Rusko remix) by Kid Sister
Inventory: Kentucky Fried Chicken
Location: near one of the poles
Hat: A beaver skin
What pokémon: Metapod
Vehicle: A yellow submarine

[rji]

Stronghold: The Mall, where else?
Primary weapon: The Illudium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator
Sidekick: Your mom
Last words: "Zombie's man... They creep me out."
Armor: Anything that I can move quick enough in to out pace the flesh eating ghouls.
Secondary weapon: Your Mom. Dude she is multipurpose and lethal!
Theme song: The Muzak version of "Don't Worry Be Happy."
Inventory: I'm in the mall what else could I possibly need?
Location: Like I'm going to tell you, Its my mall I found it!
Hat: A Stetson on the off chance your mom gets eaten by the flesh eating ghouls.
What pokémon: Brad Pitt
Vehicle: The car from Zelazney's "Damnation Alley": flame throwers, mini-guns, rocket launchers, fully shielded from radiation, and no glass to break. As long as the killer cockroaches are kept out it is the safest mode of transportation after the nuclear holocaust.

[Guyra]