Fifty Shades of Orb III: Skashi's Revenge

[Zaffre]

I had to do this.

Daniel felt himself waking up from his computer chair as a cult whispered words. He saw his body and realized he was a teleporting naked guy. Skashi headed the cult. "You must go..." he whispered, "...into closets, and jump out at obnoxious LPers who pay no attention to the blatant fact that you cannot advertise YouTube on General Discussion...." He paused. "Start with PewDiePie. He will be your first target. Go now, my minion." Suddenly, Daniel teleported inside a closet in the custom story...