That thread where you act too seriously about the post above yours.

[CorinthianMerchant]

I'm glad we are all having problems.

Now when do I get my cat to eat your scrubbing bubbles?

I suggest doing so when the moon is full. The light helps the body digest it better.

Does anyone know where I put my keys? I lost them 2 days ago and haven't been able to get out of my house.

In your anus, so you would be sure that no heterosexuals could steal them.

How do I make sure that I will be reborn as a colorful pony after I die?