Admit One

[Paddy™]

Cuyir: If I believed in Freud's theories, I would say you have an oral stage fixation...

Speaking of Freudian theory:

For reasons that are still unavailable to me, between the ages of around 10 to 15 I was convinced that a.) my father was plotting to kill me, or to arrange my murder, and b.) my mother was trying to seduce me and would purposely make sausages for me as a way of communicating her desires. I could go into much more detail about both, but suffice it to say I'd be banned and possibly brought up on charges for the transmission of obscene materials if I did.

Of course, neither my father nor my mother had any such designs on me. I have no idea why these ideas started, or why they ended. A glitch in the puberty matrix, I suppose.