Admit One

[Ashtoreth]

Speaking of Freudian theory:

For reasons that are still unavailable to me, between the ages of around 10 to 15 I was convinced that a.) my father was plotting to kill me, or to arrange my murder, and b.) my mother was trying to seduce me and would purposely make sausages for me as a way of communicating her desires. I could go into much more detail about both, but suffice it to say I'd be banned and possibly brought up on charges for the transmission of obscene materials if I did.

Of course, neither my father nor my mother had any such designs on me. I have no idea why these ideas started, or why they ended. A glitch in the puberty matrix, I suppose.

Hmm... Are you sure that's how it happened? I suspect that you were the one who was planning to kill your father and seduce your mother, you freaky pervert! (Besides, it would fit the theory of the Oedipus Complex...)